Caption Challenge, Part I: Boot-lickin' Fraser from Bounty Hunter

[spikedluv]

It's been awhile since we've done a challenge here, so we've decided on a Caption Challenge with two screencaps (because I couldn't decide which facial expression I liked best *bg*). We're going to start this one off by asking you all to submit captions for either one of these screencaps (or both *g*). Give us sexy, funny, obscure or just plain wierd. You may submit more than one caption for either/both screencap. Post your captions in comments to this post and have fun with it! *eg*

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The Caption Challenge, Part I will remain open for a week (or so *g*), then I'll tell you what we're going to do with those captions. ;)

Screencaps courtesy of Stormymouse at Cap It! Before I Die of Waitin'!

Comments

[ginnyj.livejournal.com]

There's nothing like the taste of rubber sole in the morning

[mondschein1.livejournal.com]

Don't put that in your mouth, Benton, they said. Don't eat that, Benton, they always said. Well, now it's work, so I'm going to put whatever I want in my mouth, even if it tasted like clam chowder.

[joandarck.livejournal.com]

You win!

[mondschein1.livejournal.com]

Yay! *wins* Also, erk. It should be "tastes like clam chowder", not "tasted". Rarrr, curse the "d" for sitting right next the the "s" on the keyboard.

[akite.livejournal.com]

Hmmm...tastes like chicken.

[zellieh]

'It was a rich, full-bodied mud, with a vigorous bouquet. Clay-ey, with a hint of peat, it reminded Fraser of a rather nice '82 Toyaktuk he'd once sampled.'

So now I have this image of Fraser-as-wine-connosieur in my head. And he's wearing a bow-tie.

[missapocalyptic.livejournal.com]

*falls off chair laughing* I'm still trying to picture Ray's face if Fraser actually said such a thing...

[zellieh]

*g* Well, by this point, I think he'd take it in his stride:
RayK, rolling his eyes, "Fraser, you're a freak."
Fraser, calmly, "Understood, Ray."
RayK, pointing at him, "Also, you ain't getting any until you clean your mouth out!"
Fraser, helpfully, while rummaging around in his uniform, "Actually, Ray, since the last such incident, I've taken to carrying a small tube of toothpaste and a folding toothbrush with me at all times."
RayK, waving a hand at him, "Yeah, yeah - proper preparation prevents pickled peppers."
Fraser, finally retrieving the toothpaste & toothbrush and holding them up triumphantly, "Precisely, Ray."
RayK, smiling fondly, "Fraser, you're a freak."
Fraser, smiling back, "Understood, Ray."

Sorry about that. I meant to just write the first two lines - a nice, short comment - but then my mind dropped into the gutter. *laughs* Looks like all those years of training it are finally paying off...

[revbiscuit.livejournal.com]

*g* *g* and *g* again...'cos I do carry a folding toothbrush with me at all times, although I have to say I draw the line at licking boots...

[zellieh]

Hee! Yes, so do I, oddly enough. *g*

[munchkinofdoom.livejournal.com]

"Hmmm. Perhaps a little more salt."

[ailaois.livejournal.com]

"Way? Way? Way? WAY! Way... by tug abbearth do be... well... thtuck."

[j-s-cavalcante.livejournal.com]

ROFL! Oh, dear!

[zellieh]

*loves* *laughs her arse off* *loves some more*

[spikedluv]

LOLOL Sadly, took me a moment to get it, but now I'm rolling on the floor!

[bertybertle.livejournal.com]

*falls under desk shrieking with insane laughter!*

[nyn17.livejournal.com]

*ROTFLMAO*!!:)))

[indywind]

Hee!

[spikedluv]

1. Huh, is that...? But what would caribou be doing in Chicago?

2. Mmmm, leather.

[bertybertle.livejournal.com]

Frase? When I said "Guess what I did today," I didn't mean you to take it so seriously.

[nyn17.livejournal.com]

*lol*

[ultra-chrome.livejournal.com]

You guys are hilarious! I think I broke a rib reading those.
My sad oferings....

1.Mental note. Equip self with a new tin of boot polish.

2.This should keep him from sticking his tongue down my throat for a few minutes.