Caption Challenge, Part I: Boot-lickin' Fraser from Bounty Hunter

[spikedluv]

It's been awhile since we've done a challenge here, so we've decided on a Caption Challenge with two screencaps (because I couldn't decide which facial expression I liked best *bg*). We're going to start this one off by asking you all to submit captions for either one of these screencaps (or both *g*). Give us sexy, funny, obscure or just plain wierd. You may submit more than one caption for either/both screencap. Post your captions in comments to this post and have fun with it! *eg*

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The Caption Challenge, Part I will remain open for a week (or so *g*), then I'll tell you what we're going to do with those captions. ;)

Screencaps courtesy of Stormymouse at Cap It! Before I Die of Waitin'!

Comments

[ginnyj.livejournal.com]

There's nothing like the taste of rubber sole in the morning

[mondschein1.livejournal.com]

Don't put that in your mouth, Benton, they said. Don't eat that, Benton, they always said. Well, now it's work, so I'm going to put whatever I want in my mouth, even if it tasted like clam chowder.

[akite.livejournal.com]

Hmmm...tastes like chicken.

[zellieh]

'It was a rich, full-bodied mud, with a vigorous bouquet. Clay-ey, with a hint of peat, it reminded Fraser of a rather nice '82 Toyaktuk he'd once sampled.'

So now I have this image of Fraser-as-wine-connosieur in my head. And he's wearing a bow-tie.

[munchkinofdoom.livejournal.com]

"Hmmm. Perhaps a little more salt."

[ailaois.livejournal.com]

"Way? Way? Way? WAY! Way... by tug abbearth do be... well... thtuck."

[spikedluv]

1. Huh, is that...? But what would caribou be doing in Chicago?

2. Mmmm, leather.

[bertybertle.livejournal.com]

Frase? When I said "Guess what I did today," I didn't mean you to take it so seriously.

[ultra-chrome.livejournal.com]

You guys are hilarious! I think I broke a rib reading those.
My sad oferings....

1.Mental note. Equip self with a new tin of boot polish.

2.This should keep him from sticking his tongue down my throat for a few minutes.